why is my dick out

"Why is my dick out" is used when in a public restroom or some other place where your dick would be out. It causes confusion in people around you.

*in a public restroom* Hey jimmy, "why is my dick out "?

by Dick boi September 22, 2017

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why you bully me

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person

Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me

by shreyshreynair March 3, 2019

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Reasons Why God Exists

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by ChingTaiwan May 23, 2011

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Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

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why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

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