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foolish whore

An affectionate insult aimed at someone who is simple minded enough to speak their mind all the time before thinking.
Calista: Where are my sunglasses?
James: On top of your head, foolish whore.
by Thomas McNab December 31, 2006
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Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.
A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.
by WeAre1 December 3, 2010
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spoiler whore

A girl (typically a crazed fangirl) who cannot get enough of her particular brand of show crack (ie merlin,grey's anatomy, etc) And spends most of her waking hours(or tries to at least), despite the fact that she has a REAL life and has things to do; looking for any possible info regarding said show. Specifically on forums where she can get her daily dose of spoilage.

Typically spoiler whores are people (girls) who can never get enough info and when we do we are forever speculating and eventually end up writing or reading fanfic to get our satisfaction. :)
-Hey Brooke, do you know the epic frepicness you are in store for on this episode of Merlin?
-No, I just know from the promo at the end of the show.
-Giiiiirrrlllll, let me tell you(commences to tell)
-How did you find all that stuff out?!?
-(sigh) Im such a spoiler whore...i just HAFTA know whats gunna happen!!!
by Marimbanator October 8, 2010
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Pommy Whore

That pommy whore will root with anyone who has two legs and a glass of plonk!
by Miss Swiss January 18, 2011
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shot whore

Someone (usually a female) who constantly hangs out at bars or nightclubs striking up conversation or interrupting other peoples' conversations in the hopes you will buy them a shot or drink.
Dale can be a lot of fun when we first get to the bar. But after awhile he can turn into such a shot whore. Especially if it's a few days before pay day.
by Gmmartin42 April 25, 2014
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Chinese Whore House

My younger brother's first home. What can I say??? A place where all your wishes come true. One can (and has) enjoyed many a good time at this fine house of ill repute.
If you ever visit Chino Hills, you must stop by the one and only, world famous Chinese Whore House for pleasure long time!!
by MicZakAtak June 11, 2016
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