What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

by THErealCOOCIEman March 1, 2021

What are we doing?

Another way of askjng what a relationship is. Like is you are a couple or just friends.

Him: “So what are we doing?”
Her: “I’m chilling. We just friends”
Him: “oof. Ouch.”

by Kmmoney March 27, 2019

Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

What-are-you-doing?

a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!

"What are you DOING?!:)"

by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002

What are you doing?

A question that elicits a response in the here and now.

In French, "Quesque tu fait?"

Anytime anyone doesn't know what the other person is doing they can ask what are you doing?

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019