upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.

I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.

by JuanBonzalez January 19, 2025

Blow-Upper

The accurate definition is “Gabi”.
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:

Zack: HEY DUDE SHE REALLY MADE BEASTLY BLOW UP!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!

by JJ THE PIZZA GOD April 21, 2018

Upper Dauphin County

Area north of Peters Mountain in Dauphin County Pennsylvania; Consists of Halifax, Millersburg, Elizabethville, Berrysburg, Lykens, Williamstown, Wiconisco, Pillow, and Gratz.

I can't find any good pizza up here. You must be in Upper Dauphin County.

by Boyer88 March 20, 2022

Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

Upper beJroooom

Like heaven. where the gomightybjis gomightydjis is worshipped ✨️ 🙌 😌 😍 🙏 ♥️ by the living FELBJaSHE's and feLbJraTIVES of the earth 🌎 where Akfrubeils worshipped the bejrovblack gomightydjis gomightybjis. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created upper beJrooooms. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 30, 2022