by glitched0 August 10, 2023
Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.
by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023
by Fleppard April 19, 2021
by raqueesha October 02, 2022
Mickayla tells me everyday she’ll buy me a hula hoop but she never does. Mickayla is a liar- maker- upper
by cmcmuffinz April 21, 2021
Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day
by Hftdvbifd April 11, 2018
What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 21, 2019