TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.

-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

Toes out Tuesday

When your wear flip flops or slides with no socks on Tuesday (if you do it it means you’re bold and don’t give a fuck what someone gotta say

*Guy wears flip flops to school*

Friend: Ayyye I see you doin toes out Tuesday

by 843_Bobby September 16, 2019

Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR

"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!

by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023

Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag

Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?

by denisez April 18, 2021