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Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.
Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.
by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019
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Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis
This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “
by Topped Brent February 6, 2021
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Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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hanakos.toeeater

the bestest mitsuba cosplayer ever, literally irl gon, has two hot and sexy parents 😏 goes by the name piss cause why not and is a hot and sexy mitsuba, gon, and miya kinnie
"hanakos.toeeater is super swag" anon says

"yes omg xe are so hot and sexy' anon replied
by someakirakinnie June 30, 2021
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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.
Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself
by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021
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