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gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.
Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!
by naia😍 March 15, 2022
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Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022
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Derek Todaro

One that goes by the name of "Fluffy"
That's not Derek Todaro, it's Fluffy
by Marmayhem August 15, 2022
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Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
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On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
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Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
by lololol lololol August 14, 2024
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Rares Toma

The best thing that happened to this society. Super funny guy who takes every joke so well, treats everyone so nicely, and just makes you feel like you’re on top of the world every time he speaks to you. He likes a lot of things, so hold on to something while he’s talking about them. He’s super interesting and intelligent, might make others feel stupid with how smart he is. He’s really pretty, too. The kind of pretty that makes you smile like a dumbass while trying to write your English essay. He has the sexiest smile, and the cutest eyes known to the world. Is the type of person to consult when you’re questioning your life, since he’s full of great advice everyone should at least consider. He’s just nice pretty and smart. Would definitely recommend.
“Man I really miss my boyfriend.”
You mean Rares Toma?”
“No that’s personalhandwash’s boyfriend :P”
by personalhandwash October 11, 2025
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