Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).
The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
by The Extractor May 20, 2006
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Make Toast

A definition to describe getting toasted on weed.
by Spooky_Datafreak_2006 July 09, 2006
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patriot toast

Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.
by WC September 17, 2004
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cameraphone toast

The act of raising your cameraphone in order to take a snap of an object or person of interest/admiration.
This geezer rocks up outside the pub in a bloddy Bugatti Veyron. Nice. Within seconds the guy's completely surrounded by folk giving it a cameraphone toast.
by Stuarty-Boy July 20, 2009
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toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!
by drue peakock November 23, 2004
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Bubi Toast

Toast made by a Jewish grandmother that tastes better than anything you have ever had before.
"OMG this is so f***ing good"
"Dude it's just toast"
"It's not just toast, this is bubi toast"
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split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.
I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.
by Mr. Ssssmith January 02, 2018
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