Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

Clown Soup

A soup made out of clowns. Their tears and souls are poured directly into a bowl for a hearty breakfast.

Hey, want some clown soup? Nah man that shit nasty

by MyDumbAssSister January 20, 2021

Stupid soup

1. Heroin

2. What people eat when they're so stupid they would choke on stupid pills.

1. "Yo, why's that lady at the window being so dumb?"
"Man she must be on that stupid soup"

by Linguist561 March 14, 2018

chewing- soup

A French soup made of bubblegum and saliva.

"Hey mom? After I ate your soup my butthole is closed now. What was that?"
"It was chewing- soup my deer"
"Ah ty mom. It was delicious"

by AlphBro April 25, 2023

Sink Soup

The toothpaste that falls off of your brush into the sink. You then use your brush to scoop the paste back up and proceed to brush your teeth with the dirty toothpaste

"Why is your breath so stanky?"
"Sorry dawg, I brushed with sink soup"
"what the fuck is sink soup"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

turkey soup

soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal

Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?

I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!

Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.

by gobble gobble hehehe November 29, 2010

Nutella Soup

A mix of piss and shit

H1: I ate some Nutella Soup today.
H2: Do you still have some left?

by Paboopeb November 17, 2021