3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Off mug.It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.
On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.
by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025
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Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
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Get the Covid Squirt mug.Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
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