polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.

A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.

by B smith November 15, 2007

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"

I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.

by jtinax3 April 1, 2008

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names December 8, 2007

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021