A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
by J.Tuna May 13, 2023
Get the oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?mug. by Redcodi January 5, 2022
Get the hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate senimug. "yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
Get the oi shut up you neek your bare clapped matemug. Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021
Get the Pat’s Matemug. While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)
Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010
Get the Plate Matesmug. by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Buyer's Remorse, Indicators Of Interest, Fool's Mate<.7.9.76.>mug. When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
Get the Check Matemug.