Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.

Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in ice fishing shack because it was -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.

I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower

by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something

Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?

by - A ;) February 19, 2021

Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021