Purple Skittles

A condom....

“Lets get some purple skittles for tonight”
“aight bet”

by thenewiverson December 12, 2020

skittle doodle dazzle

A funnier way to say "skeedaddle"

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.

by Didi213 August 19, 2022

Skittles Person

A skittles person is someone who is extremely queer, fruity, or zesty in nature. Skittles people have no dignity and will often yap about the most homosexual shit you've ever heard. Skittles people are often identifiable in their appearance, often wearing clothes that reference zesty pop culture or obscure media.

Person 1: I saw James wearing Birkenstocks and a My Hero Academia hoodie!

Person 2: Ew, he's such a skittles person.

by Kayden_. April 13, 2024

skittle balls

Skittlitis is a medical condition that causes abnormal skrinkage for male testicles. See where windchimes for more details

Man... that guy has skittle balls

by Darth Cuckus the Wise December 8, 2017

Skittled

When you take a hit or two of a strong psychedelic and you become completely 'Skittled'. Your brain feels as if it is just a pack of skittles nothing is in order and nothing makes sense.

You: Fuckin' hell lad. That shit proper skittled me last night.

Friend: Ikr. Maybe that's what it's like to be a retard?

You: Probably yeah. Never again... fuck that!

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips July 13, 2017

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

Skittles B

short ass fucking skater bitch boy whos shorter than kids in elementary school

- his very nice friend ollie

Person 1: “Hey do you know who Skittles B is?”

Person 2: “Oh he’s a short skater boy”

by i love women and titties September 26, 2021