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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
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Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex
by becky02 May 28, 2025
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The Seal of Orichalcos

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that was a true badass in the anime, but was turned into a true dumbass in the TCG/OCG
Me seeing The Seal of Orichalcos on anime: Hey that was dangerous
Me searching the same on TCG: what the freak is this "once per duel" card!?
by 0000abcd November 17, 2025
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Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.
Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.
by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025
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Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing
"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."
by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025
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