Emperor Seal

Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon on the X social media platform.

Emperor Seal is the Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon.

by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023

Perfect seal

The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl

Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal

by Leon.c October 5, 2017

The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.

The power seal was here

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025