TV shows aka series about police using science and computers to hunt criminals. Usually made by people outrageously ignorant of science or computers to the point of not even googling their shit, as proven by Cracked.com(caused by applectomy?).
Me and my brother were reading Cracked.com article titled "8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology".
I: Newer cop shows still can't get close to reality, I seen a corpse's closed eyes react to camera flash in The Wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
Brother: o_O Whyyyyyy?! Every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
I: Nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/
I: Newer cop shows still can't get close to reality, I seen a corpse's closed eyes react to camera flash in The Wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
Brother: o_O Whyyyyyy?! Every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
I: Nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/
by Dhatzster May 13, 2011
Get the cop showsmug. When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's
by HuskerDu April 11, 2005
Get the the boat showmug. by poo. July 28, 2004
Get the show choirmug. An online show consisting of animated objects, usually these are competition shows. 60% of these shows are absolute fucking garbage. 80% of these shows never get past episode 2.
A: Did you see the new object show?
B: Considering the fact that there is a new one every single hour, probably not.
B: Considering the fact that there is a new one every single hour, probably not.
by Pirple May 18, 2018
Get the object showmug. vwvortex's Mk3 forum defines a show car as one that has at least 3 of the following:
-Smoothed rocker panels
-Colormatched/Fully polished BBS RS wheels
-Pulled wheel arches
-A shaved/smoothed engine bay
-A cocky, self-promoting, and 'holier than thou' owner. (this quality is pretty much required)
If the car is at a show, but driven off site before being loaded onto a trailer, it is considered a daily driven show car. Also, if the owner insists that he doesn't lower it farther than it's normal height for shows, he does.
-Smoothed rocker panels
-Colormatched/Fully polished BBS RS wheels
-Pulled wheel arches
-A shaved/smoothed engine bay
-A cocky, self-promoting, and 'holier than thou' owner. (this quality is pretty much required)
If the car is at a show, but driven off site before being loaded onto a trailer, it is considered a daily driven show car. Also, if the owner insists that he doesn't lower it farther than it's normal height for shows, he does.
"Damn, look how low his car is! The painted lip is ABS plastic, and has no scrapes on the bottom of it. This must be a show car!"
by ellen degenerate November 10, 2008
Get the show carmug. by Beethoven Rules July 21, 2007
Get the Ho for Showmug. by Is really sad May 9, 2016
Get the show holemug.