the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

the dancefloor shit trick by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

The Direct Shit

A nickname/running joke in the TF2 community, used to describe a solider primary named The Direct Hit, and how easy it is to miss shots with the weapon, due to lower splash damage and the increased speed of the rockets.

Also referred to as: The Direct Miss

The Direct Shit is a common noob trap

The Direct Shit by Slungoid July 25, 2026

Shit the Bitch 

To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.

*Four un-used cards*

Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"

Shit the Bitch by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

SHIT THE BED 

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

SHIT THE BED by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

shit the fuck all

Absolutely nothing.

Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you

shit the fuck all by Thelazyflame July 17, 2017

Shit the bed 

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

Shit the bed by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017

shit the bed 

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

shit the bed by flanetix May 27, 2018