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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.
Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox
by bucketcom January 25, 2025
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Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
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The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
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The Shonda Rhimes Paradox

When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.
Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.

Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
by BOI64 February 4, 2021
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the lost mind paradox

When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
the lost mind paradox:
Have you lost your mind?
Yes, I have lost my mind!
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019
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The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.
However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).
by JmanDraws November 24, 2022
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