lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Lion tatto

Fearless person loves to play with fire just like the king of the jungle. Don’t unleash the beast feeling will be hurt.

His lion tattoos speak for him is he one those guys ?

by Can’t handle me September 23, 2021

Caged Lions

Lions in a cage

"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"

by Greg Heffley Gaming March 1, 2024

Lion tattoo

When you offer to show someone the "lion tattoo" you pull your pants down, bend over, and show them your butthole.

Me- Hey broseph, have can I show you my Lion tattoo?
Broseph- Heck yeah man! Show me!
Me- *pulls down pants*
Broseph- Aww gross, man!!!

by Southern Chef February 4, 2012

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

Casual lion

A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.

“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”

“Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”

by Oh no. February 26, 2020