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dutch threesome

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 5, 2018
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
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dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
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Dutch Igloo

When one person traps a fart in a fridge and leaves it for the next person to smell.
I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
by tallmangram January 22, 2019
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Dutch Gold

Sorry bud, you wouldnt go in to the offi and get us 6 dutch
by 0z3 January 11, 2004
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dutch fuck

Intercourse between the breasts, often to climax aka French Fuck, Tit Job, Titty Fuck
She was having her period so I got a dutch fuck off her instead
by Spinxmeister April 19, 2006
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