A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
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