When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Rusty Collinsmug. 
A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.
Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
by writingriver October 15, 2025
Get the Claire Collinsmug. When your wife, girlfriend, or significant other is sleeping in the middle of the night, and you jerk off until you cum on their face.
by Malvicious January 7, 2024
Get the Collinmug. by raymomd August 23, 2021
Get the collinsmug. His last name explains what he is
by Daddeeee65 September 26, 2019
Get the Collin Vurgrinmug.