Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.
Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
by S0ulong November 20, 2023
Get the Brucemug. Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.
by Obi-wan is life October 29, 2019
Get the Master Brucemug. Person 1 : Hey have you seen that fat boy?
Person 2 : Oh. thats bruce i heard he's bigger than 2 eaths together!
Person 2 : Oh. thats bruce i heard he's bigger than 2 eaths together!
by Fattie231 February 13, 2024
Get the Brucemug. Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.
by cammiam August 1, 2020
Get the BRUCEmug. Bruce was everything to me, but I took it for granted. Seeing him everyday still, I’m seeing in real time what I took for granted. He looks angry with the world and since his hair is always in his face I can’t help but wonder what’s going through his head. All I can think about is how he hates me, and how I ruined everything for him. How I try not to look at him because what I’ll see isn’t the love he had for me once but that hate he shares with everyone else. The boy I loved isn’t mines anymore, nor looks at me like he did once, and how he’s turned to bad habits because I ruined the one thing he loved. And knowing that other people liked me but couldn’t go through with it because I will always regret no showing him what he deserved so he had to go look for it in places he never wanted to fall back too. All i wanted was love and I finally got it, and did nothing with it, because i was “nervous”, “scared”, and “wrong” for liking someone. He still means everything to me but I will never get the chance to tell him because he will never want me or to talk to me again. Crying doesn’t help no more because he deserves the world and I was too scary to give it to him and I don’t even know why because his words, smile, laugh and soft hands were all I needed in this world. Just don’t take him for granted like I did.
by my smile🙃 November 2, 2024
Get the Brucemug. (v) Another way of saying you are going to kick someone’s ass, the same way that the actor Bruce Lee used to in the movies.
by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023
Get the Bruce Leemug.