Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011
Get the Van Bettiemug. "You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)
by ididthisformyenglishteacher! February 20, 2021
Get the Brown Bettymug. THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (specifically the betty at my school) NO ONE MATCHES HER POWER
anyone in my friend group: hey have you seen my beloved?
random kid: who? betty?
anyone in my friend group: NAHH BRO IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAD- OBVIOUSLY ITS BETTY IDIOT
random kid: who? betty?
anyone in my friend group: NAHH BRO IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAD- OBVIOUSLY ITS BETTY IDIOT
by Xout_ May 23, 2022
Get the bettymug. an actress known for being the last surviving golden girl.
she was thought to be immortal, but on 12/31/2021 we sadly found out that she wasn't.
she never made it to that special 100th birthday, but she's still an absolute warrior making it to that age.
she was thought to be immortal, but on 12/31/2021 we sadly found out that she wasn't.
she never made it to that special 100th birthday, but she's still an absolute warrior making it to that age.
by dogs4lifeee February 11, 2022
Get the betty whitemug. by Sheafirebetty August 4, 2018
Get the fire bettymug. by Amishoney August 14, 2019
Get the Gonzo Bettymug. a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.
"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"
by tintaelektralove August 1, 2014
Get the bass bettymug.