to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.
Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
by Snoresville November 29, 2015
When you blow a load on your partner's arse cheeks (preferably after anal) and then wipe it up with your pubic hair
"I was fucking this chick and she forced me to perform the Australian duster. I'm gonna kill that slut"
by Smol_Wog April 09, 2024
When you douse your partner's pubes with gasoline then light it up, giving them a bushfire at their down under.
Dave felt adventurous last night, so I tried the Australian bushfire on him! Pity he is in the hospital now.
by potatoe_in_my_ass March 01, 2021
When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 06, 2021
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”
by Haymen81 August 29, 2022
During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.
by Booksquirm July 28, 2024
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022