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Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.
E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.
by Henge November 5, 2019
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Act As One

Act As One is a Michigan Pop Punk/Easycore Band from Saginaw. They consist of Shawn Brown, Matt Fieth, Taylor Nagel, Ben Hoffman, and Jared McNally. They played at Vans Warped Tour Ernie Ball Battle Of The Bands 14
Bro, Did you see Act As One at Warped Tour? They were sick!
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
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Online Safety Act

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.
by Esquivalience July 30, 2025
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Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
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acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
by Redstone March 4, 2023
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act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".
by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016
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