The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.
--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!
I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?
--CRASH AND GAS!!
I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?
by vordmeister July 8, 2011
Get the crash and gasmug. Here you go, way too fast
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You should watch, watch your step
Don't look out, gonna break your neck
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no words of sympathy
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Here you go, way too fast
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You don't know what's been going down
You've been running all over town
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no cure for misery
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
With you
With you
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You should watch, watch your step
Don't look out, gonna break your neck
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no words of sympathy
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Here you go, way too fast
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You don't know what's been going down
You've been running all over town
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no cure for misery
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
With you
With you
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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