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Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.
"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"
by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018
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Dark Harvest

1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.
1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!

2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.
by virex21 September 6, 2011
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Dark horse

The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021
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Pitch dark

A barbaric way of sayingpitch black
Boo Radley only comes out at night, when you’re asleep so it’s pitch dark.
by BradleyIsANugget October 23, 2019
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Dark Eldar

Dark Eldar are a Xenos race in the Warhammer 40k universe, this race of Xenos are Eldar who are so fucked up not even those who are into the BDSM fetish would wish to partake. Some of these Xenos are anywhere between 10,000 to 35,000 years old and even some of them were still alive before they accidentally birthed a new Chaos god by the name of Slaanesh by their blood orgies and depravity that is beyond all description, logic, reasoning or understanding.

These Xenos live on Commorragh, which is essentially a massive city state in the Webway, essentially a place where nobody of sane mind would go because of how dangerous and perverse it is. The Dark Eldar have their own version of the sick twisted freak from the Emperor's Children Legion Fabius Bile, however these freaky darlings are the Homonculi, monstrous beings who delight in experimentation of the unfortunates they enslave or get their fingers on.
Take a look at these Dark Eldar, hard to believe that they were just like Eldar at one point of time.
by DeekGeekMcDeek May 9, 2018
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Dark Banana

An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.

OR

An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.
G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .
by Sdap March 30, 2009
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dark left

A postmodern left which employs technique of negative formalism to criticize Marxists for misunderstanding Marx and lionizes Machiavelli and Hobbes.

Employs decopunk aesthetics to delineate an apocryphal postmodernism without neoliberalism.
The alt-center or the dark left is the true intellectual dark web.
by sandraxine September 16, 2018
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