wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.

"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"

by Handsome B September 7, 2008

tangus

someone with no game

tangus has NO game, he can't even catch a bus

by fly cedric July 24, 2006

Skank Tank

A slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by 'skanks'. Normally used in reference to skanky females, but can also be used for annoying 'Jersey Shore' type males who pratically reside in the skank tank.

Cindy- So what's our schedule today?

Margaret- Laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!

Clyde- The Skank Tank again? Y'all are gonna get cancer, just wait.

Cindy- I'm not a skank! I'm single I can shag whoever I want!

by iwon'trememberit November 8, 2010

tank

Adjective: To end in failure. (Related to the expression down the tubes.)

Possible origins:

1. To pull the chain on an old fashioned elevated toilet tank in order to flush fecal matter from the commode.

2. Flushing something down the toilet so that it ends up in the septic tank.

3. When a prototype ship model design fails hydrodynamic testing in a water-filled tank.

4. Naval aviators who fail to pass the dunker (Helicopter Underwater Escape Training) which is conducted in a large water tank.

When did our relationship start to tank?

My grades are really tanking this semester.

During testing the new ship design tanked straight away.

Ensign Smith just tanked the HUET test.

by HarpoonJohn February 24, 2010

Tanked

To be forced over a medium to long distance, preferably by a huge hulking monster, ala Left 4 Dead.

"Damn, dude, I was playing football and I got tanked trying to make a touchdown."

by Dark Soul X December 16, 2009

man tank

a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.

My starwars episode I man tank is better than your camp wolf tooth man tank.

by googool July 5, 2010

tackupuncture

n. (alt. spelling: taccupuncture)
economy, budget, or "back-alley" accupuncture; utilizes corkboard tacks as opposed to traditional "pins" to perform the ancient eastern medical art. Most often practiced in meth clinics and elementary school classrooms. (Not advised without updated tetanus shots.)

Little Bobby's friends thought they were playing a prank when they allowed him to sit on the collection of thumbtacks they placed on his chair, unaware of the Zen-like soothing effects he was bound to receive from the effects of tackupuncture therapy.

by RaeReezy August 7, 2009