Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020

Kill TV

An adult website where users vote to 'kill' videos they do NOT like and 'save' the ones they enjoy. (killtv.me)

Man, there are some weird and messed up videos on Kill TV today.

by Kill Media June 12, 2022

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 14, 2021

Awesome gay movies or tv shows

I know ur gay and probably in the closet so here are some gay shows and movies .

Love Simon- u can watch it on Amazon prime
Love victor- Hulu

Handsome devil- Hulu
Just Charlie- it’s mtf trans but very good- Hulu
She ra- representation but still there ya know- Netflix

Awesome gay movies or tv shows. There needs to be more.mmkay bye. Nice meeting you.

by Greedygremlingreens February 08, 2021

TV Jetlag

When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because you just left the US, and when you get back you've just missed the end of the season.

Tarek can't go out dancing tonight, because he's got such bad TV Jetlag. He'll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.

by fatpiggy February 14, 2007

SSOA TV

Russian or Dutch or even Korean Company trying to eye catching some kids

SSOA: Subscribe to our youtube channel SSOA TV
Kid: why?
SSOA: We have some candy

by Hyebun1 May 09, 2021

The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.

The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise

by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023