Small Talk

Conversations about nothing that make you waste your breath, time, energy and ask why me? People with low intelligence usually make small talk because they do not want you to realize how stupid they are. Small talk is why people have become dumb, conformed and useless. Small talk is a way for nosy people to try and find out who you are. And when they do not find out who you are, they keep the small talk going leading to infinite small talk about nothing of substance. What is better than small talk? Dentist. What is better than small talk? Falling asleep on the subway with an open purse.

Small talk-Person 1: It's cold today...Person 2. Yes, it is.

by SaraPuns November 18, 2014

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Barry Gibb Talk Show

A famous Saturday Night Live Skit portraying Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake as Barry and Robin Gibb.

Although the skit is primarily focused on Politics, Barry will always lash out at the guests and give them idiotic threats. the lashing out is refrencing a press interview which a reporter asked who he was, causing him to yell "I'm Barry effin' Gibb!" which is Barry's catchphrase.

Robin is normally silent throughout the skit, but sings along in the theme( which is a parody of 'Nights on Broadway') and when Barry asks him to introduce a guest. Barry will always beg his brother to talk, Robin responding with a quiet "I don't want to."

One of Barry's threats: "I grew up in the streets of Melbourne, Australia! I Have a knife in my shoe and will gut you like a softshell crab and wear your carcass like a raincoat!"

You can normally find recorded scenes of the 'Barry Gibb Talk Show' on Youtube.

by yoshichu54 July 28, 2011

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Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015

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Drunk talk

What happens when you get together with friends, drink and come up with "fabulous" ideas that the next day are totally ridiculous and end up never happening.

My cronies and me decided to skydive naked. Thank God that was just drunk talk.

by Tracey Hartung August 21, 2007

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Bro talk

the act of having a discussion between bros about the ladies, general things, certain situations, and the ladies. Usually to straighten things out with a friend or group of friends.

What is a bro ?

Evan: Bro talk?
Kevin: Yeah bro talk mayn.
Evan: Sick bro. You should totally get at so-and-so.
Kevin: Yeah I know bro.
Evan: So go pussy!

Evan: Good. Did you see how fine she looked?
Kevin: Yumps. She got tits like Jesus.
Evan: Fashoda.

by BambiBro September 1, 2009

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