Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010

Bovril screamer

When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.

Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

dreamer steamer

Someone who craps all over your hopes and dreams

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!

by shorny tatman March 5, 2019

steele city steamer

when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face!

yo homie imma roll down tha block and take me a steele city steamer on tha get right ya dig!

by big donny steam pipe November 26, 2009

Lean Cuisine Steamer

Eating an enormous meal then taking a tiny shit no where near equivalent to the amount of food you ate

After 3 trips to the buffet all I could produce was a lean cuisine steamer! Where did the rest go?

by ZMann January 7, 2011

Don't Cross the Streams

ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"

by ReedABook September 3, 2020