1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"
by Robby V. October 21, 2009
Get the mushroom stampmug. sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
by Brosanne February 26, 2011
Get the electronic mushroom stampmug. When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.
by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009
Get the black mushroom stampmug. when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
by Auz March 5, 2008
Get the RingMaster Mushroom Stampmug. When ones testicles and genitalia are dipped in any sort of ink and a male places his ball signature on the back of the females neck subsequently claiming that land as his own.
The true ballgogglian citizen claims his property with a ballgogglian neck stamp, and you shall know she is owned by the unique testicular pattern on nape of her neck and thou shalt not plow a land that hath already been seeded.
by Jakespeed2 February 18, 2009
Get the Ballgogglian Neck Stampmug. When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.
by Kacie A. January 12, 2006
Get the Stamping Happy Facesmug. Going over to someones house, dick slapping them, leave a mark, then take a picture, and send it to the makers of C.O.D. and have the caption say "HEAD SHOT".
by ababyliebe August 25, 2010
Get the Mushroom Stamp FTWmug.