Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015

rocked and socked

Snorting cocaine and then getting fucked

Guy 1: Betty got rocked and socked at the party last night!

Guy 2: rocked and socked?
Guy 1: Betty snorted cocaine and then got fucked

by Goose2121 August 8, 2015

Sock druff

An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.

Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.

by BeatBoxer14 December 4, 2016

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018