Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.

by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024

Slippery Gypsy

After taking a shit there is a build up of faeces right on the anus. When going to wipe not knowing this is build up is present the hand or finger/s slip in it spreading it around - a slippery gypsy.

I took a shit earlier and had a real slippery gypsy all around my balloon knot.

by DullFinish March 25, 2025

Slippery Dippery Slope

The slippery slope fallacy but escalated. One shall fall down the path quickly and unequivocally. Their mind subdued by the sheer heaviness of the thought never to return to a normal state of consciousness.

Careful that's a slippery dippery slope you might fall. Don't let "them" dip into your mind.

by Sluerpentwerp April 3, 2025

Slippery Tiernan

A sex position whereby one party would analy penetrate his or her partner with a firearm. For satisfactory results, one should employ the use of a laser-gun.

Gwedmush. Slippery Tiernan.

by go ahead mush May 15, 2025

Slippery Frog

The male straddles the female which is the cue for her to release her eggs. She then catches and holds the eggs in her hind feet, and the male releases his sperm onto her back which slips down into the eggs. She then wiggles her legs to mix the two together.

"The wife and I tried the slippery frog last night and man I wish I'd bought rubber sheets first."

by Zeke057 May 22, 2025

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025