Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 March 11, 2011

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.

Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."

by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009

sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.

Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.

by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011

Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.

"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."

by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014

Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.

'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'

by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009