Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023

stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate September 5, 2010

Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.

I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.

by NB11B April 26, 2021

slam-ping

The person you play video games with who has better internet

Playing Valorant with my slam-ping, can't wait to lose 4-0 again

by MPan1 December 10, 2022

Slut slammed

The status of your whip when it's in the weeds

Gat daammmm son u see that slut slammed civic go by with all them whores in it ??

by Aj423 September 30, 2020

Wonderdog Slam

When you grab someones penis and drag it all the way to the heater and slam it on at full blast and make it burn.

Touch me again and I will give you a wonderdog slam!

by Mustyyyyveeerrr June 16, 2017

typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013