Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.
by Ploco3 May 18, 2018
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I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
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When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it
My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!
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by That handle but March 27, 2020
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