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Skeet

My girl raven is skeet
by Kyle selby October 20, 2008
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skeet

White trash usually dressed in a tucked up fall zipper jacket (Columbia), stinking of tobacco smoke to lazy to complete a real sentence or even a word.
Even Brittany's feet are tar stained shes such a skeet.
by bill210 October 18, 2008
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hide and skeet

a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.
Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.

Really bro? How'd it go bro?

It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
by douchbag69 March 17, 2009
mugGet the hide and skeetmug.

skeet catcher

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide
by Stevo Paff July 26, 2006
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skeet tribe

an ancient indian tribe that went around and skeeted on people and there homes
Tribe Leader: tomorrow we will be going south to capture the enemies and skeet all over there huts, faces, and probly there ear holes

Young Follower: long live the skeet tribe
by your step-father June 11, 2006
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Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.
Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"
by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006
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skeet cushion

When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.
Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!

I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!
by jacobjacobs March 15, 2011
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