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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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O. J. Simpson

Seeguilty.”
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022
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Homer Simpson Tan

Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.
Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?
by KavMan January 8, 2022
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Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson

Possessive over her frankie (FRANKGREEN). Worlde fanatic
You are such a Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson
by bb249308 June 26, 2022
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Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.
I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson
by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024
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Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson
by epicman77 August 18, 2023
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