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Shrek and Donkaay

Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.

PS Onions have layers fucktard.

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Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay
by sdik evol I October 28, 2021
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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
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Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor
by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018
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shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive
person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy
by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020
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Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019
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shrek

by uwushrek January 21, 2019
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Shrek

God of the wolrd. The one who's gonna lead us when the hard times comes.
by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
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