Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022

Semen

So thing that fills a certain bank that I want to rob

Want to go rob the semen bank!

by Penis pumper124 April 22, 2022

On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.

Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!

by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 29, 2022

Semen Succulent

A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.

I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!

by The One True Material Gworl May 5, 2022

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022