yo bro, i was bangin this chick lastnight and i hit her with the screaming eagle. then i told her to thank me for my service.
by Mikeyrodz February 24, 2020

The kind of scream that only gigachads can give out, but rarely do due to the extreme circumstances required for it to happen. It is the manly scream to destroy ALL manly screams. The requirements for the scream to be provoked are:
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
*Griffith turns into Femto after willingly allowing all of his soldiers get devoured by demonic entities, and proceeds to savagely violate Casca while staring directly at Guts, who is pinned down by one of said demonic entities.*
Guts: *Guts scream*
Guts: *Guts scream*
by Exterminator (not really) July 5, 2024

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);
by 1Martini April 24, 2019

When some some random-ass person screams at the top of their lungs at every single opportunity they get during any kind of event where there's a crowd.
by -w-w- January 17, 2020

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
