detonating sanchez 

An affectionate term for an affectionate act. After completing the act of sweet loving, the male wipes his hand across his ass, runs his finger across his woman's top lip and inserts an explosive device in her mouth, preferably an M-80 firecracker or a fragmentation grenade.

Please accept this detonating sanchez as a token of my affection...oh, shit, sorry, I blew your face off; I'll go get a towel.

detonating sanchez by Dan Chen September 30, 2003

erick sanchez 

Erick Sanchez, a sweet loving guy at first. Then ends up staging you in the back and doing other shit with different guys and girls.

Erick Sanchez is a fuckboy.

erick sanchez by ash beckon August 28, 2016

Rosey Sanchez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but from the female angle... Where a woman wipes blood or other secretions from her cooter and smears it under the nose of her unsuspecting victim, thereby leaving a rosey moustache behind...

"Hey, I thought I'd surprise my girl with a Dirty Sanchez last night, but the bitch turned right around and hit me with her stinky Rosey Sanchez..."

Rosey Sanchez by Dirrty Squared December 30, 2008

Yankee Sanchez 

When a man sticks a baseball bat in a girls ass. take it out and then he rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a mustache.

Yankee Sanchez, dirty Sanchez, nasty Sanchez

Yankee Sanchez by Aunt Shay Shay March 30, 2009

Carlos sanchez 

Tall, cunning and does not have the biggest dick he still can pleasure guys the most out of everyone, girls get jealous of him of his flow

Carlos sanchez Is the best!
Carlos sanchez made me tired last night

Carlos sanchez by Flores153 May 31, 2018

Holy Sanchez 

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

Holy Sanchez by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff December 10, 2008

Hairy Sanchez 

Covering my girlfriends Jizzed covered upper lip with pubes cut from my ball sack

My girlfriend looked like Hitler after I gave her a Hairy Sanchez

Hairy Sanchez by Sweetchiba November 29, 2012