If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.
by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021
Get the Samuellmug. 
Get the Samuelmug. Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
by Roll_ing January 9, 2019
Get the Samuelmug. 
Get the Samuelmug. A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny
by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023
Get the Samuel S Yellinmug. Your such a Samuel
by wesser idiot May 28, 2022
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪
by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022
Get the Samuelmug.