Taco Salad

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.

Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.

by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010

Balls Salad

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.

My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.

by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

taco salad

A taco salad is when someone eats out the asshole of a individual from Mexico

It was totally hot when Patrick gave Rodriguez a taco salad

by JessRichKA October 24, 2006

rodeo salad

Getting your salad tossed while recieving oral from another chick and grabbing both heads,creating a rodeo bull riding effect,and a rumble in the balls.

Pat brought home two skanks last night, I walked in on a rodeo salad, that shit was hilarious

by Jheath420 October 16, 2007

couch salad

1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.

2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.

1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.

2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"

by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008

glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009