Chocolate Sailor 

The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh

My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor

Chocolate Sailor by Ahab The Arab July 22, 2007

Sailor Moon 

A Japanese tv show that some perverted teenagers watch as an alternative to looking at a playboy magazine.

I jack off to Sailor Moon every night.

Sailor Moon by Dumbass University April 8, 2020

Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

Sailing at half-mast by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

Sailing 

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

Sailing by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Sailing 

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

Sailing by rowingisamazing May 15, 2020

Drunken Sailor 

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.

Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.

Drunken Sailor by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008

sailqueen 

Powerful figure that controls with her power even nature around her. Also, the biggest recipient of the effort made by seamen.

That was a beautiful blow job. A sailqueen!

sailqueen by LEE521 March 9, 2008