Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

by Itisiraven February 25, 2020

How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.

Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

white spanish

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.

White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.

by I don't give a crap July 25, 2014

Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005

The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.

Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.

by JSBR88 April 6, 2011

The Spanish Finger

The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).

You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.

by Katerzzzzz July 17, 2007

The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.

Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.

by nicmac October 8, 2008