someone who folds pizza

Psychopath

“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person

by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023

someone who hates women

a female who hates women but loves boys

someone who hates women is like “ugh she’s talking to my man’s she’s such a lydia O.L.K”

by beansbigballs October 2, 2023

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Someone8448

a silly goober boykisser of MPP

Someone8448 meow~

by Daniel176 January 12, 2024

Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.

“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James

by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024